Damn, I miss that supercritical superionized badass water.......
Damn, I miss that supercritical superionized badass water.......
Try praying into one hand and shitting into the other, and see which one fills up first.
"OK, Gary. I'm the idiot." - AFDave Hawkins
"Creationism: a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous religious institution, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
So, uh, would that mean, you know, like, maybe the scavengers, like animals that eat the dead remains of other animals, they, uh, like, didn't get killed along with, uh, you know, the other animals in the, like, bigge fludde, or, um, did Noah, er, ah, disobey gawd, like, and take a lot of, um, scavengers on the, uh, big square boat, not, you know, just two or, er, ah, seven pairs, like, er, um, all the others?
Invent the Future
Yeah, it's kinda like watching the last Dodo wander around the island of Mauritius cawing out its last braying cry and then tumbling to the sand to be eaten by scavengers. Scavengers that were descendants of the ones that Cap'n Noah set loose to eat all of the corpses left after Duh Flude.
Hmmmm...
Not really.
I kinda feel sorry for the Dodo.
There are two kinds of people in the world; those who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who do not.
I guess I'm just a sonofabitch on that one. I actually dislike the guy now. He is vicious and intentionally spreading a disturbing meme nearly exclusively by lying. It's a joke at this point when he raises a protest to being called dishonest.
Until the humble pie is eaten, he is merely a criminal minded fuckwit who deserves nothing but disgust and contempt.
But that's just me.
Koyaanisqatsi: If [I were right] then we wouldn't be able to have faith in the next day's sunrise, so it would appear that you and I are in the same epistemological boat, yes?
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And of course, This
Dave, this isn't work. It's conjecture and poor at that. Why? Because your "scenario" above has already been preempted by a coherent answer earlier in the thread AND the quote you copied has nothing to do with your just-so story.
What? Do you think because the article is authored by Van der Plicht it has relevance to Lake Suigetsu? Does everything that Van der Plicht publishes have a link to Lake Suigetsu, is that what your trying to say here?
Well Dave. I, and others, can't really tell what you're trying to say because you never take that next step in your message and actually explain HOW that quote supports your story. IF you did that then this would justify as "work" on your part. But what you gave us above is NOT work. Maybe a little creative writing but not work.
Yaaaaaawwwwwwwnnn!!!Why do the [piston, not drill] cores disagree? (Kato SGP-12 vs. Kitagawa SG-2)
Dave. Why don't you treat all the posters on this thread with decency and link to ALL the answers that have already been given on this subject over the last few pages. Maybe you'll get a posRep for doing that.
What am I saying here? Why, that this question has already been answered and you haven't even noticed. Because you ignore quite a bit. Because your action on this one item is reflective of your action on everything else. You ignore substantive posters because you can't come to terms with what they are saying.
Get a grip Dave and answer LD's questions. On this or the other thread. Then you can address ALL those articles I've posted that show even further support for the annual nature of ALL the varves, not just the ones you want to be annual and others you don't.
How did that happen unless the daemon had his claws over your eyes?
What happened to that Acer laptop of yours davey?
Hahaha, got any names for these brave geologists davey? And no, I won't be visiting your blawg.
Uh davey, that's SIR Lyell to you boy. He studied geology before he became a lawyer, unlike that inept, scheming lawyer, Philip "Wedgy" Johnson (who never studied a lick of science) who you hold in such high regard.
Elká
The Master Knows All Except Combination To Safe.
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The Master Knows All Except Combination To Safe.
It's almost as if the pile of stones laid on davey's UCGHP2 (or is it 3?) has become too large for him to bare.
Don't forget davey, when you and your creo-sciency guys finally (if ever) catch up with Suigetsu, you have years worth of Baikal data to try and deal with. Good luck with that buddy.
Elká, stop listening to the Hare/Coyote davey, he lies.
The Master Knows All Except Combination To Safe.
should be Auld
I think it's time we blow this scene. Get everybody and the stuff together.... Ok 3...2...1... let's jam.
Well according the the Medieval English Dictionary online the correct phrase would appear to be
Ye (Olde) Grete Noe Flode
Old(e) does seem to be the specific spelling for "dating far in to the past "
Not really my field of study but I now have that dictionary saved
For anyone who may be interested
http://quod.lib.umich.edu/m/med/
Very good - it works for me. I might add the word "sudden" before "introduction".
If there was a way to play up his insistence on laser-like focus on the topic when he still has wiggle room in the debate, that'd nail it perfectly. For example, the burrowers' thread on Tweb, where he absolutely would not brook a single distraction from the topic of burrowing creatures, even when the said distraction (like the issue of hydrodynamic sorting) made a total nonsense of his burrowing argument.
I like these laws. It amuses me that someone's intellectual behavior could be so predictable that it can be described so simply and comprehensively. It's like flocking algorithms that describe bird flight behavior.
THE MALLEABLE MYTH OF LAKE SUIGETSU
Lake Suigetsu supposedly records 100,000 years of history in varves. But consider the following ...
1) The Suigetsu "clock" is based on the assumption the annual diatom blooms sink to the bottom every year and form a light colored layer which alternates with the darker clay sediment.
2) I asked if this "clock" is running today. Lasting Damage said NO. He said it stopped in 1662 when they built a canal as a result of an earthquake in 1662.
3) I asked if it was a good idea to trust a "clock" which has stopped running. How do we know it was EVER a reliable clock? No good answer yet.
4) LD said "The Suigetsu "clock" has stopped running but the Lake Fukami clock is still running. I took a look but I saw no evidence that the "clock" there was still running either. I did find that that the deposition rate at Fukami was much higher than the 0.5 - 1mm per year rate imagined at Suigetsu.
5) A lot of people got confused and thought I was saying that annual diatom blooming and settling was not occurring. Not what I was saying at all.
6) LD realized the problems with saying that the Suigetsu "clock" is no longer running so now he says it IS running ... but slower ... hmmm. How do we know? Can we place sediment traps and check the rate? And then correlate this sediment with these 1mm layers? I haven't seen that done yet.
7) LD told me that I should read Kato's papers on Suigetsu, so I did. I found that in her 4 meter core, she found only 150 or so nice neat laminae ... and they were much thicker than Kitagawa's. I was told that this is because lower sediments have higher water content and and more compressed than upper sediments. I asked why then does Kato show some examples of just the opposite of this. No good answer. I also asked why the 40 - 75m section of Kitagawa's SG core calculated out to an average of 0.69-0.81mm per varve (higher on average than the section above it). No good answer.
8) I then asked why Kato's core (which I was told was taken very close to Kitagawa's) showed a 70cm (~30 inch) difference regarding the supposed Kanbun earthquake layer. I was told that this was because Kitagawa's core was a drill core and Kato's was a piston core and so Kitagawa's top 70 cm would have been destroyed. This was obviously a case of Lasting Damage making stuff up because, as it turns out, Kitagawa's core was NOT a drill core. His SG core was, but the core in question was SG2, an 11m piston core. So this supposed close correlation between cores and this "we can precisely date and correlate volcanic ash layers" and such is nothing more than sophisticated sounding codswallop.
9) Now LD is baffled as to why I should expect identical cores anyway. Never mind that he was trying to sell the idea that they should correlate very closely until he found out he was wrong about what type of cores they were. And I've never been the one claiming they should be identical. Just close. I mean .. if you are going to claim that this is a lake wide process by which we can accurately date events for the past 100,000 years, don't you think there should be some agreement? Kitagawa sure thought there should be. He tried hard to get it.
10) Never mind also that we are all just supposed take all this varve stuff on faith. We only get to see photos of tiny sections of Kitagawa's cores. We get micrographs of some diatoms but no discussion whatsoever about the sorting properties of diatoms compared to the sorting properties of clay particles.
11) LD fusses at me about a source for diatoms but the sources are numerous and plenteous. He has only to read the papers I have supplied to see that diatoms are everywhere! In lakes, rivers, streams, ponds, the ocean -- everywhere. And I've even supplied papers which say that diatoms can be a proxy for storm events ... which of course is my explanation for the Suigetsu layers.
So the 100,000 Year Story of Lake Suigetsu is very shaky. A more likely story is that the first 35 meters or so of Suigetsu was laid during the Global Flood of Noah. The next 40 meters was probably laid episodically over the next 4500 years up to the present. As for the Carbon 14 data, I'm still looking into that. It will be interesting to see what I find.
"This [careful examination of ancient shale units], in turn, will most likely necessitate the reevaluation of the sedimentary history of large portions of the geologic record." --Schieber et al. December 2007
"These, and many other matters which might be noticed, add a volume of unofficial declarations to the mass of organic utterances that this [the United States of America] is a Christian nation." --Church of the Holy Trinity v. U.S.; 143 U.S. 457, 458 (1892), 465, 470, 471.
Dave, please make up your mind as to whether or not you are a strict uniformitarian.Originally Posted by afdave
Originally Posted by afdave, on Oct. 02 2006,18:37
Oh good, I was starting to worry that I wouldn't get my fix today...
So, where are those flood layers? Why do the first 35 meters (your Flud sediments) look pretty much exactly like the next 40 meters? It's supposed to be the single most important event in geologic history, where the fuck is it?
Dave, you just make this shit up. Who do you think you are selling this nonsense to, other than children who are too young to see the flaws in your reasoning?
And, while it used to be interesting to see what further accusations of fraud you could pull out of thin air, all the while denying you are accusing anyone of any wrongdoing, that act is getting old, too.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
that's only 75 m of core.
anyway, crap post, doesn't address any of the outstanding issues on dave's model.
and he still doesn't address how you get enough diatoms, and just alleges that they are verywhere, completely ignoring the volunmes needed.
shit post, 0/10
so again, dave ignores that the global flood would have been brackish - there are no brackish diatoms down there and evidence that the sediment was lacustrine in nature. Dave's flood model cannot account for the K-Ah or U-Oki tephra, which are very well characterised layers across multiple sources, and well dated in other methods. he cannot account for the pyrites and siderites or cross correlations with other cores and dating methods. Shit explanation from dave.
I think it's time we blow this scene. Get everybody and the stuff together.... Ok 3...2...1... let's jam.
You have taken the "clock" analogy too far. Varves are a "clock" in the sense that they record the years as they elapse. Varves are NOT a "clock" in the sense of telling you what year it is. A closer analogy would be a stop watch. it will tell you how much time has elapsed since some baseline, or even how much time had elapsed before you stopped the clock. But it will only tell you what time the stop watch was started if you know what time it was stopped. Which, in the case of Suigetsu we do. And we know it is a reliable clock because it correlates perfectly with radiocarbon dates using independent calibrations, and because it correlates perfectly with other uncalibrated data from independent sources. You have been given several other examples of varves forming today - the fact that the thicknesses are not the same as Suigetsu is irrelevant.
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