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    You're better than this man.

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    Not anymore, now I play D&D with Ishmael.

    It's only a matter of time before I start quoting Monty python and collecting pokemon cards

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    I know a guy who collects Pokemon cards. He buys them off Amazon.

    He's had a girlfriend for a year and hasn't slept with her yet.

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    Who is she sleeping with?
    lost in the garden of earthly delights

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis The Menace View Post
    I know a guy who collects Pokemon cards. He buys them off Amazon.

    He's had a girlfriend for a year and hasn't slept with her yet.
    Haha who would ever do that
    #dark-dominion, irc.slacked.org

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    I'm not sure. They are both really heavy into church. She was pushing for him to marry her recently, but he said no. We were talking last time I was in town and I asked him why he hadn't fucked her yet and he said, "I just don't want to make her uncomfortable."

    I personally don't get that line of reasoning, because I think it's amusing to make girls feel uncomfortable sometimes. A few months ago before I moved I was fooling around with some girl, and it started because I just started making out with her one night not knowing if she was going to reciprocate or slap me in the face.

    She was dating a guy at the time and was always spouting a bunch of bullshit about it not being moral, but I just told her to quit worrying so much.

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    Maybe she is one of those ones that thinks getting up the arse doesn't count

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    I've actually never fucked a girl in the ass. Is it really that great? Because I don't get turned on thinking about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis The Menace View Post
    I've actually never fucked a girl in the ass. Is it really that great? Because I don't get turned on thinking about it.
    It's pretty awesome.

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    "I'll give you two choices - greyscale KGB agent or black chef who serves tiny houses!"

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    I miss Dennis For a little while it was almost like having Mason back again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Zipper View Post
    I miss Dennis For a little while it was almost like having Mason back again.
    But have you fucked a girl in the ass?

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    If I have it was totally by accident.

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    Brown eyes bite!

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    those kinds of accidents can happen between men too.

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    sometimes during wrestling practice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imaginary Mark View Post
    sometimes during wrestling practice.
    Maybe sanshou will drunktext me again next time he wrestles Jerry.

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