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halii
17 Jun 09, 01:19:58 PM
object: get ishmael to melt down. ishmael melts down when the scum are eliminated.

characters that might be specials in my game include: damian, shizzle, mason, stopper, tears and more of your favorites.

sign up here:

SkepticTank
17 Jun 09, 01:24:48 PM
first

1.SkepticTank

Rivers Cuomo Fan #754
17 Jun 09, 01:26:48 PM
maybe

Maison
17 Jun 09, 01:29:57 PM
Is there a bonus for getting Tears to meltdown as well? Or are we playing in the Tears universe where he's a suave and subtle instigator

halii
17 Jun 09, 01:30:10 PM
well to sweeten the deal, gunnerj, you can play the part of ishmael's wife.

Maison
17 Jun 09, 01:30:37 PM
By the way if Shizzle dies in the game please make it involve blood pressure medication

halii
17 Jun 09, 01:31:02 PM
Is there a bonus for getting Tears to meltdown as well? Or are we playing in the Tears universe where he's a suave and subtle instigatormason stop fucking posting all my ideas in this game.

Rivers Cuomo Fan #754
17 Jun 09, 01:31:42 PM
Is there a bonus for getting Tears to meltdown as well?

Nah, there's no reason to encourage aiming so low.

Maison
17 Jun 09, 01:31:43 PM
I should pick my OC game back up

Bartholomew Roberts
17 Jun 09, 01:52:57 PM
i'm in

Tyrannowhale
17 Jun 09, 01:55:16 PM
characters that might be specials in my game include: damian, shizzle, mason, stopper, tears and more of your favorites.


i might be special in halii's game!!

:stopper:

cockrell
17 Jun 09, 01:55:26 PM
in

Placebo Messiah
17 Jun 09, 01:55:53 PM
haha its days like this I wish i had a clue how the game is played, or the time even

Maison
17 Jun 09, 02:15:20 PM
I know. I still don't know how to play

Too bad it's too boring to learn for when the fun ideas are actually put into action

Viscous Love
17 Jun 09, 03:25:50 PM
haha its days like this I wish i had a clue how the game is played, or the time even:nada:

Reverend Spanky
17 Jun 09, 03:27:08 PM
Isn't it more fun to just get Ishmael to melt down on the board, instead of pretending?

Rivers Cuomo Fan #754
17 Jun 09, 03:32:17 PM
Did Ishmael actually leave the board after he called Damian to complain about mafia?

Reverend Spanky
17 Jun 09, 03:33:34 PM
after he called Damian to complain about mafia?

Where did this happen, anyway? I can't find the thread :(

Rivers Cuomo Fan #754
17 Jun 09, 03:36:09 PM
Somewhere in here I think: http://www.rantsnraves.org/showthread.php?t=18157

Pagnostic
17 Jun 09, 03:38:26 PM
haha its days like this I wish i had a clue how the game is played, or the time even

:nada:

Reverend Spanky
17 Jun 09, 03:39:46 PM
fuckin' a

Maison
17 Jun 09, 03:42:39 PM
The closest I ever came to really playing a game of Mafia was whenever the RLogan troll was in its midst and all the cool kids were forming alliances and betraying each other because they were afraid of getting trolled

ETA: The RLogan troll was the most fun this board will ever see. I still believe that to this day

Rivers Cuomo Fan #754
17 Jun 09, 03:46:14 PM
The RLogan troll was the most fun this board will ever see.

:nada:

Reverend Spanky
17 Jun 09, 03:58:25 PM
the EB troll was fun, but it didn't take any effort. The rlogan troll wins.

eta: although in terms of shitposter evacuation, EB wins hands down.

Von Zipper
17 Jun 09, 04:03:14 PM
What did Logan's title used to be? "Troll detection and destruction expert" or something?

eta that's got to have been peak irony

eta2 I wonder when EMK is going to drop in again to gloat about the board's imminent death

Maison
17 Jun 09, 04:05:56 PM
the EB troll was fun, but it didn't take any effort. The rlogan troll wins.

eta: although in terms of shitposter evacuation, EB wins hands down.

Remembering the EB troll as well reminds me that I'm not as young as I used to be :smith:

Maison
17 Jun 09, 04:08:07 PM
eta2 I wonder when EMK is going to drop in again to gloat about the board's imminent death

It's a long time before the next Batman movie

Rivers Cuomo Fan #754
17 Jun 09, 04:08:20 PM
Ah, I see you Ranters and Ravers are still clinging to your already-untenable modern technology for the most idiotic of ends! :hurray:

"lol fart"

"no u!"

Priceless! :D Can't wait for the 2035 Stone Age to wipe you lot out.

By the way, I have a lot to say about the last James Bond movie,

eta: shit wrong account :XD:

Maison
17 Jun 09, 04:13:06 PM
GUNNERJ ADMITS HE IS GAY

Posters were baffled yesterday to discover that GunnerJ was now ready to finally come out of the closet, or should I say his parents basement, after much speculation over his sexual orientation.

"We suspected it for a long time, but now it's finally been confirmed. I feel I can rest in piece," said Febble, a long time opponent of Gunner's juvenile debauchery--now revealed as compensation for his sexual insecurities.

In a culmination of Gunner's long awaited meltdown the police were called to his parent's basement to then find him sucking off a dog, when the dog then said, "Man lol this guy's a fag" as he ejaculated all over Gunner's face.

"I don't even know this guy," his father was reported as saying.

Rivers Cuomo Fan #754
17 Jun 09, 04:14:39 PM
didn't read one word

Maison
17 Jun 09, 04:17:05 PM
*Moves on to Monty Python sketches*

Tyrannowhale
17 Jun 09, 04:22:24 PM
thank you E. Mason Khan

Von Zipper
17 Jun 09, 04:47:45 PM
My favourite posters are E. Mason Khan, Mason B, GunnerB, GunnerGay and Gayson.

halii
17 Jun 09, 07:06:18 PM
haha its days like this I wish i had a clue how the game is played, or the time evenjust sign up, you'll likely be a character anyway. this isn't going to be a super serious mafia. you can learn as you go.

so far I think only three people have signed up. :pavlov:

1. SkepticTank
2. Bart Rob
3. cockrell

Imaginary Mark
17 Jun 09, 08:01:59 PM
I will play.

halii
17 Jun 09, 08:18:36 PM
1. SkepticTank
2. Bart Rob
3. cockrell
4. Imaginary Mark
5. Pavlov's Dog

guys it'll be fun :mason:

Maison
17 Jun 09, 11:04:38 PM
I am not playing. Take my name off the list

the WORST elf
18 Jun 09, 08:35:08 AM
last time i had more fun in the mafia game by not playing, so i'm out.

halii
18 Jun 09, 08:36:28 AM
I am not playing. Take my name off the listI never put you on the list because you aren't allowed to play.

Maison
18 Jun 09, 09:00:51 AM
One thing you need to learn about me is that only I decide whether I participate in a Mafia game or not.

halii
18 Jun 09, 09:08:04 AM
guys i am going to delay the game until shizzle returns. just spoke with his dad, he will probably be returning from the hospital today. but you never know.

Maison
18 Jun 09, 09:09:43 AM
We'll need to hit him fast and hard before he has time to recover some self esteem.

halii
18 Jun 09, 09:11:00 AM
yeah maybe there will be two scum factions.

faction one - make ishmael melt down

faction two - make matt take 30 blood pressure pills and some tylenol

Tyrannowhale
18 Jun 09, 09:18:51 AM
yeah maybe there will be two scum factions.

faction one - make ishmael melt down

faction two - make matt take 30 blood pressure pills and some tylenol

i get 90 at a time, i probably can spare a few if Shizzle's out

Tyrannowhale
18 Jun 09, 09:25:01 AM
hey guys

what if Shizzle had 90 blood pressure pills like i do

omg i have like 2 huge bottles of store-brand tylenol, too


hmm...

Girl
18 Jun 09, 03:24:18 PM
Me. MEEEE

MattShizzle
18 Jun 09, 04:12:41 PM
In.

Tyrannowhale
18 Jun 09, 06:25:51 PM
In.

this is the most heartwearming, satisfying Mafia signup post in the history of RnR

Tyrannowhale
18 Jun 09, 10:03:36 PM
i'm too lazy to play mafia

Pagnostic
19 Jun 09, 09:05:55 AM
i'm too lazy to play mafia

a fine attempt, but Shizzle's was better.

Tyrannowhale
19 Jun 09, 09:14:38 AM
i'm too lazy to post a reply, Pagnostic

Tears On My Dong
19 Jun 09, 11:50:49 AM
Is there a bonus for getting Tears to meltdown as well? Or are we playing in the Tears universe where he's a suave and subtle instigator

I don't claim to be a suave or subtle instigator or deny meltdowns.

You're not very bright.

Rivers Cuomo Fan #754
19 Jun 09, 11:59:17 AM
Is there a bonus for getting Tears to meltdown as well? Or are we playing in the Tears universe where he's a suave and subtle instigator

I don't claim to be a suave or subtle instigator or deny meltdowns.

You're not very bright.

trollable?

Tears On My Dong
19 Jun 09, 12:10:39 PM
It's a good thing Mason is around to tell me what my thoughts, feelings and opinions are.

What do I want for lunch?

eta: I could do the same thing, but I'm not retarded.

Rivers Cuomo Fan #754
19 Jun 09, 12:12:52 PM
It's a good thing Mason is around to tell me what my thoughts, feelings and opinions are.

What do I want for lunch?


trollable?
:nada:

Tears On My Dong
19 Jun 09, 12:39:45 PM
trollable?

You tell me. I think he really believes that shit.

Rivers Cuomo Fan #754
19 Jun 09, 12:40:36 PM
:hrmm:

Maison
19 Jun 09, 01:18:27 PM
Is there a bonus for getting Tears to meltdown as well? Or are we playing in the Tears universe where he's a suave and subtle instigator

I don't claim to be a suave or subtle instigator or deny meltdowns.

You're not very bright.

AGH! WE'RE IN THE TEARS UNIVERSE! :scared:

Rivers Cuomo Fan #754
19 Jun 09, 01:19:38 PM
BRB writing a fanfiction set in the Tearsverse

Imaginary Mark
19 Jun 09, 07:56:44 PM
It's a deal!

Tears On My Dong
26 Jun 09, 05:04:20 PM
So when is this starting?

Von Zipper
26 Jun 09, 05:10:24 PM
^^^ is anxious to begin meltdown

halii
26 Jun 09, 08:28:04 PM
almost no one signed up so i guess mafia is dead at RnR for now :(

MattShizzle
26 Jun 09, 08:46:16 PM
I was wondering - WTF???? I'm in the hospital almost a week and no progress or new game. :(

ETA and I've been out a week and a day now.

Maison
26 Jun 09, 08:56:29 PM
Matt I have to confess I really did hope you were dead when I logged on and read your post a week ago about taking those pills.

You cocksucking little pathetic shit. If only it wasn't for Damian and Mark trying to be moral people and saving your stupidass from never annoying us on the board again with your complete ineptitude at even the simplest things in day to day life. I can't even begin to describe how much I was hoping that you were really dead.

No one cares about you being out of the hospital you fat ugly fuck. I hope you lay awake tonight and remember just how much of a miserable and unlovable loser you really are.

ETA: God damn it I'm so fucking pissed at Damian and Mark for trying to be good people and saving you. Fuck them and fuck you.

Maison
26 Jun 09, 08:59:27 PM
almost no one signed up so i guess mafia is dead at RnR for now :(

It is a boring and shitty game. Get over it.

Imaginary Mark
26 Jun 09, 11:11:27 PM
this game is gonna be fucking awesome.

Bartholomew Roberts
27 Jun 09, 02:26:51 PM
Matt I have to confess I really did hope you were dead when I logged on and read your post a week ago about taking those pills.

You cocksucking little pathetic shit. If only it wasn't for Damian and Mark trying to be moral people and saving your stupidass from never annoying us on the board again with your complete ineptitude at even the simplest things in day to day life. I can't even begin to describe how much I was hoping that you were really dead.

No one cares about you being out of the hospital you fat ugly fuck. I hope you lay awake tonight and remember just how much of a miserable and unlovable loser you really are.

ETA: God damn it I'm so fucking pissed at Damian and Mark for trying to be good people and saving you. Fuck them and fuck you.
he doesn't really mean it guys